What's wrong with our society.
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Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
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America: Well sure why not?
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Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
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America: Whatever you want!
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Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
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America: Okay, sounds like fun!
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Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
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America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
Color me blue, I’m lost in you
Don’t know why I’m still waiting
Many moons have come and gone
Don’t know why I’m still searching
wat. Oh shit. MIND IS FUCKED.
IT WAS SUICIDE!
My whole life is a LIEEEE!
MY WHOLE CHILDHOOD JOKE IS BASED ON A SUICIDAL CHICKEN.
^^^^^^^A SUICIDAL CHICKEN HAHHA oh shit
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME CHICKY
OMGGGGG
MY CHILDHOOD
I feel dumb. lol
(Source: phreakattack, via misslitebrite)
I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched.
Edgar Allan Poe (via lobalita)(Source: larmoyante, via niahlyrical)
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what the box says: serves four
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what it means: serves me









